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  • Joran The Princess Of Snow And Blood Ep 1

    April 6th, 2021

    Today marks a turning point in what I’ll be doing with reviews on Art In Art Out. Movies will now appear here as wildcard reviews while I’m at least doubling the amount of anime that I’ll be reviewing consistently (See the April Update for more information). We’ll start with a brand new anime that premiered on Tuesday last week on Crunchyroll because, as before, reviews go up when everybody can watch the program. Much like my Laid Back Camp Reviews, there will be spoilers ahead. So, this is Joran: The Princess Of Snow And Blood. Let’s get started.

    We start with the waves of the sea. The lips of a woman utter, “You, who would violate the foundation of what makes a man, dwell now in the blue that surges within!” as her long hair comes undone from any pins and ties that held it up. The Blue that surges within appears in the form of a transformation, as the young woman’s arm gives rest an albino crow that turns into blue fire, consuming her and making her into a more powerful being with a mouth comparable to a Titan in another anime. She then clashes swords with another swordsman, a shadowy figure who stands at least a few heads above her height.

    And so our setting is provided after this. The year is 1931, the sixty-fourth year of the Meiji Era. The fifteenth Shogun, Yoshinobu Tokugawa, continues to wield absolute power. And it is thanks to a monopoly over the ‘special natural resource’ known as “Ryumyaku” (which translates as “Dragon Vein” and it appears in Final Fantasy 14, Naruto and Fire Emblem, among other stories). There is a resistance to his authority. But it is usually folk putting up graffiti that says “Down With Toku”. However, there is secret police. Or specifically, executioners in the government’s pocket, blending into the background, known as Nue. With some members even running Normal businesses, like Morning Dew Used Bookstore. Owned, run, and lived in by Sawa Yukimura, an executioner who is the guardian of Asahi Nakamura, an orphaned girl everybody thinks is Sawa’s younger sister.

    As our main character in the show: Sawa, the woman with the albino crow – is further presented to us through her daily life with Asahi. In this instance, Asahi cooking dinner and asking if Sawa wanted a carrot or daikon that evening (While Sawa reads). Asahi is still learning how to cook and be more lady-like. But it is also clear that Sawa wants the girl to be happy. The tradition of receiving that by marrying well instilled into the situation. To which, Asahi remarks that she doesn’t want to get married.

    That morning a cheerful man in a light coloured suit arrives while Sawa is enjoying old book smell, to tell her that he is going to Paris and playfully offers to marry her. She declines while offering him information that we know is truthful, but he does not. During the next few minutes, we receive more information on Sawa’s bookshop. Which is this: It buys more books from customers than it does sell them. The man left his book about Paris to sell and have the money to treat Asahi to some candy. But when a young boy arrives with the children’s book Fight Against Fate Or Brent Brompton’s Delusion (a real children’s book published in 1920), it tells us that nobody is buying books and others are broke and hungry. Which then makes us glad that Sawa has a little side business. Or are we?

    Sawa goes to a Nue meeting that evening. She meets up with Makoto Tsukishiro (a Bandoneon Performer by day) and Elena Hanakaze (A novelist who is also a lady-of-the-night while being an executioner). They meet up with Jin Kuzuhara, the wolf-eyed leader of Nue, in an underground war room that reminds me of the scenes where James Bond gets his Gadgets for the movie. Their mission is then given to them – to prevent an assassination during the ceremony of Tokyo Castle’s completion.

    A lot happens during the next ten minutes. Asahi finishes making dinner and waits for Sawa to come home and eat it. Until then, she dances to some cheerful music. ‘Music that happens to be playing in a ballroom where the Nue members are blending into the background while conversations include epidemics, doctors and quarantines…too soon? It just reminds us of everything happening right now. One thing I will say, and this is for the voice-overs. I am happy that they got folk who have a good accent and pronunciation when speaking English dialogue. They spot their target, Janome, who has many fingers in many pies and is also a successful smuggler. Makoto and Elena get the battle started, using Ryumyaku-infused weapons, including an umbrella crossbow (which looks Amazing), a grenade that looks like a perfume bottle, and a sword that looks and acts like a lightsaber with a glowing blue finish. With these weapons, the monster comes out of hiding before escaping. The smuggled goods are investigated and happen to be contraband rice – nothing special. Makoto blows it up as they leave and then remarks that there are many tunnels. Two come from the Castle, with one having tight security and the other approached by Sawa. ‘Bringing us, seemingly, full circle to the beginning of the episode.

    Sawa transforms into her Ryumyaku-empowered form. Which makes her look like her clothes are made of feathers (It reminds me of Teela Na, The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull in He-Man). Her eyes also glow bright blue, like the green of SOLDIER’s eyes in Final Fantasy VII. She insists to the beast that this is just business. However, when she realises that the beast is the cheerful man in the white suit, it becomes a more difficult battle – especially when she sees him in pain. After defeating the beast-man, we get a Haiku: “Amidst the pitiless white snow, a fleeting dream is scattered, the path back leads only to Hell, I have no regrets”. Syllable-wise, in terms of Haiku rules, it fits in Japanese, but not English. We then get Sawa’s real name: Sawa Karasumori. How this information plays out remains to be seen. But we do know she is out for revenge. After this, Tokyo Castle is finished and given the ceremony. The albino crow is flying, and then the reveal of what we can assume are Sawa’s ‘real family’ or enemies. We know that there are people who can transform into beasts that are looking for her. They acquired the Tokyo Roster to find her (assuming she is from their ‘tribe’ perhaps). And we also know from a prologue scene that Sawa’s older brother was killed by one of those beasts when she was a young girl (or was he?) which, gives her the goal of revenge, though we don’t see the killer’s face. Our episode ends on a cliffhanger. As Sawa sleeps through a nightmare, and Asahi kneels beside her…bringing out a big knife.

    So far, I have found this show enjoyable. I’m getting hints from various other stories and characters from other places here. Sawa reminds me of Lady Snowblood, and Nue, in particular, the chemistry between Makoto and Elena, reminds me of the Avengers (The British one. Not the Marvel Comics one), and there is a hint of Buffy with Sawa being a potential demon hunter. So I feel a reason to keep going. Despite being set in the same time period, my experience with this anime so far has been nothing like Woodpecker’s Detective Office – to which we can rejoice.

  • Art In Art Out Update: 2nd April 2021

    April 2nd, 2021

    Well, folks, April is here, it’s Good Friday, and Cherry Blossoms are already coming out for a show. And with it comes the closing of a dark chapter and the beginning of new life.

    It has been a while since I’ve written some news. Unfortunately, if you like my movie reviews and were looking forward to David Lynch Month, this will probably be bad news.

    The truth is, I am taking a step back from reviewing movies as a Monday Night Staple.  All Movie Reviews will be Wildcard Reviews and this April will no longer be David Lynch month.

    Instead, the Monday Night Review will become a Tuesday Night Review for a time. I will be reviewing new anime episodes on Tuesday and Thursday nights, starting with Joran The Princess Of Snow And Blood, which caught my eye this Tuesday passed, and hence switching days to allow non-subscribers of Crunchyroll to come along for the ride. To some of you, this may be a better way forward. But to those who disagree, I apologise for this decision. Thursday Night Reviews may also change to different days depending on the release dates of new anime.

    May In Japan Movie Reviews might not happen on Mondays in May – but trust me when I say you’ll get plenty of Japan over the coming months. Until then, I will see you on Tuesday for the review of Joran Episode One. Then this Thursday for the final episode of Laid Back Camp’s second season.

    Have a happy Easter!

    Aaron

  • Laid Back Camp S2 E12

    April 1st, 2021

    We continue our final sprint towards the end of Laid Back Camp’s second season, which will be a sad day. But thankfully, the Manga has suggested a third season in the future. If you haven’t watched the previous eleven episodes and then this one, I would highly recommend that you do.  Because spoilers are ahead. Let us start.

    So before the opening begins, our episode starts with a flashback of Nadeshiko shortly before she leaves Hamamatsu (and before she meets Rin on that fateful curry noodled solo camp). Obviously, she’s upset about leaving everything behind, including her best friend Ayano (who we were introduced to in this season’s third episode at Nadeshiko’s granny’s house). It is a touching scene that perhaps foretells everything that would eventually happen – It was Ayano who said, “You’ll make new friends in no time”, and suggested that she tries something new when she gets there. We can only take a wild guess on what that something is.

    After the opening, we end up at a cafe in the morning, where Nadeshiko complains about Rin going out on her own in the morning, with Rin being blunt – “You were asleep, and I was bored.” To which we are introduced to a word that could appear in the dictionary eventually…Rinfreshed – which will probably be the definition of somebody who rejuvenates by doing something alone while part of a group…better keep that one for future reference.

    After enjoying the Seafood salad, the Girls go to investigate Geospot number eight: Dougashima. A view of numerous islands that were formed by volcanic ash. Followed by Geospot number nine: Sanshiroujima. An island that can be walked to when the tide is low. However, Aoi is in a bit of trouble. As a professional liar/prankster, she convinced her younger sister Akari that a dish known as the Sanshiroujima Tombolo existed a few episodes ago. With this in mind, Chiaki and Akari are deliberately given amusing running animations towards the island while the others struggle with the loose rocks. Leading to Nadeshiko having one of the most ‘Moe’ scenes in the entire show. Seriously, you felt for her in that moment.

    While crossing at the low tide, Ena notices someone carrying their dog across. Giving her a desire to bring Chikuwa at that moment. A future reference for when she gets her driver’s licence. Then afterwards, Akari receives the disappointing payoff…that the Tombolo was simply the road they walked to the island. They continue walking for a bit before turning back, in case the high tide came in and delayed their departure.

    After this, they shop for ingredients that will eventually be used for tonight’s dinner. Aoi gets Akari a snack as an apology for lying. Rin asks if she can ride her moped ahead of the minivan, to which Toba-sensei agrees, but then warns her not to get distracted by the Scenery then lose control. This leads to a journey that allows us to appreciate the Scenery in a beautiful and quiet moment in the show. Before Chiaki gives us a humourous haiku to bring back back to reality.

    Nadeshiko receives delight, as the Mount Drama Highland (Geospot number ten) also includes Mount Fuji in the view. They stare at the volcanic site before them as Rin contemplates how seeing Mount Fuji makes her feel like she is close to home. Afterwards, they arrive at the campsite, where everybody but Nadeshiko and Aoi decide it would be a good idea to start cooking dinner a few hours early. With this happening, Akari decides to take them to the Baths. And, thankfully they decided to do that right there and then, as Toba-sensei was just about to pour her first beer of the day! They go to Cape Mihama (Geospot number eleven), where Akari watches them like a hawk (even though she was told to appear casual). It is at this moment when she realises…Aoi and Nadeshiko already knew that they were having a surprise party.

    After they get a message getting dinner’s ready, they return to the camp to find it decorated for the celebration. It may have no longer been a surprise party, but what did surprise me was when they sang the Happy Birthday song. Not because they sang it in English (Which I know is something they do in Japan), but the fact that they sang it at all, because even though the song technically returned to the public domain in 2015, it’s only the lyrics that have done so. I also like that they used ‘Inushiko’ as the combined name for Aoi and Nadeshiko in the song. They also received their presents – which I recall guessing were something to do with a chair and a gaslight. But in actuality, they were the wooden cookware they saw at the other, larger Caribou at Lake Yamanaka (Episode five). The kind to be used to hold hot food (This is a throwback to season one when Chiaki tried to make a glazed wooden salad bowl suitable for soup…and resulted in it become a cactus pot instead).

    After a group photo with the cake, they tuck into the Shrimp and Tomato Risotto and enjoy themselves, during which we receive a downtime moment with Toba-Sensei, who is breaking her fast from alcohol but hasn’t gotten drunk (yet). She has a phone call from her sister Ryouka, who we find out has taken Toba’s car to go on a solo camp (with a good view of Mount Fuji). We learn a few things here. Despite being a renowned alcoholic throughout the series (and Amazing Drift Racer), Toba-sensei is…looking to cut back. She also indicated that despite not liking the idea of being an advisor (as it takes up a lot of free time), seeing the girls grow up has made it a tremendous experience. We then end the episode with the gang going to Mount Drauma (minus Akari, who was too tired and wanted to continue sleeping, and Toba-sensei, who keeps an eye on her). Rin and Nadeshiko are already at the top, where they are making Spiny Lobster Miso Soup (using the lobster for the second time. Nothing wasted). They have a chat – including how Rin found out about her family being bikers and how Nadeshiko can get a third seeing out of the lobster. The rest of the gang arrives (Chiaki is still the most unfit of the bunch) to partake in the miso before thanking Rin with a bow for saving them during their fiasco in Lake Yamanaka. They then agree to visit the Sake Shop to give a personal thank you to the family who kept them for dinner that night. After which, the sun rose.

    So we’re coming to an end. Hard to believe, but it’s inevitable. In the next episode, the gang start to go home. Continuing the geo spot touring around Izu, visiting the Sake Shop, and then watching Capybaras bathing in hot springs. I’m not sure if it will be in that order. I’ll see you then.

  • Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

    March 29th, 2021

    And now we bring Robert Rodriguez Month to an end, and this time we are nowhere near Mexico. I mentioned in the ‘From Dusk Till Dawn Review that I would be looking at a movie based on a comic book. And I won’t be wrong, because Rodriguez actually did two comic book movies. One is 2005’s Sin City, based on the Frank Miller comic of the same name. The other being from 2019. This is Alita: Battle Angel.

    Based on the Japanese manga called Battle Angel Alita in English (which ran from 1990 to 1995 under the name Gunnm, or “Gun Dream”), our story takes place in a futuristic world, where an aerial city called Zalem hangs above a city on the ground called the ‘Scrap-Yard’. Alita (played by Rosa Salazar) is a cyborg with amnesia who was rebuilt and given new life by Doctor Dyson Ido (Daisuke Ido in the manga, played by Christoph Waltz) after he finds her intact from the shoulders up in a pile of rubbish dropped through a dumping hole from Zalem. She starts to come alive and experience the world around her. Hugo, an Aladdin to this potentially weaponised and amnesiac Jasmine, takes the time to “show her the world”. He introduces her to a sport usually enjoyed in the street. Does some sightseeing on his motor-unicycle, and experiences the simple pleasures that are chocolate bars with her. However, the scrapyard’s residents are at the mercy of Zalem and their love for a violent and corrupt sport that involves augmented limb designs. And Alita’s memories, both in mental memory and muscle memory, hold the darkness that Ito is worried about.

    Now for the nuts and bolts

    If there is one thing I like about this film, it is the world that Director Rodriguez and Producer/Writer James Cameron (Yes, that James Cameron) have built. It is cyberpunk. Futuristic. But it is not like Bladerunner, which borrows from Tokyo. Instead, this film has a more American, especially Tex-Mex flavour, to it. The housing and interior designs have a more nostalgic flair that often gets lost in this genre. When can argue that it’s because it is built from the Junk dropped from above, but I beg to differ. It also manages to show a film where people appear to be happy, and they find happiness in small things, regardless of the city above them where the rich and most advanced are (possibly) living their best life. You might also notice that there are no phones. Perhaps this was an intentional choice. The film also makes a few changes to suit the focus. The manga has Alita named after Ito’s cat. Who passed away a few months before he found her. The film has made the name choice a little more intimate (not that I’m trying to offend anybody with their own fur baby). Rosa Salazar’s performance as Alita is excellent, and I’m reminded of her performance in the Amazon Prime show Undone a little bit. She is very good at playing stubborn, impulsive and conflicted characters.

    The goals are kept simple for the characters; Alita wants to find out who she is, Dr Ido desires to keep her safe and pay the bills, and Hugo wants Alita and his survival intact. And Chiren wants to get back a life she lost when her daughter was killed. However, I do love the character interactions, from the convictions to the sense of humour, to the awkward moments of honour among the dishonourable. The music by Junkie XL is very good, but rather unremarkable at the same time. It is Dua Lipa’s ‘Swan Song’ that sticks out among the sounds.

    The story, across all mediums; Manga, Anime and Film, can be simplified as a futuristic version of Frankenstein. You have Ido as Doctor Frankenstein building the monster, which is Alita, and then Alita tries to find answers on her origins while experiencing life. The film also takes a different direction from the manga in terms of tone, style and story. The manga is gritty. Possessing panels that would be too disturbing for cinema. Including character designs and actions that are nightmare fuel. So Rodriguez decided to create a more accessible story by making it a PG-13/12A, in which the tone is much lighter and focuses more on themes of Family, connection and relationships. Or, more specifically, a teenage girl rebelling against her dad, going into the bounty-hunting business, and going out with a bad boy with a heart. It plays heavily into being a teen movie, with Alita showing more anger in her moments of rebellion with Ito when she feels he is holding her back. We can also see how wonderfully naive she is, as everything simply excites her, while (nearly) everybody around her takes her for granted until she proves herself. It borrows a fair amount from the Anime OVA. Including characters who were only in that show (including Jennifer Connolly’s character, Doctor Chiren, Ido’s ex-wife. And Jackie Earle Haley as Grewiska, the villain who appears in the OVA and replaces Makaku, who is the first enemy in the manga). It also managed to use an old trick to get past censors that Rodriguez used in From Dusk Til Dawn – if you want to show blood and gore, make it any colour you want, but not red…and it worked.

    What do I recommend about Alita: Battle Angel? Very simply, the world-building aspect and the character interactions. The world is very much alive and vibrant. The part that has us saying, “I wouldn’t mind exploring it”. The film is flawed when it comes to how the action is presented (despite its excellent cinematography), with the editing, at times, feeling a bit off or out of time when compared to how Rodriguez shot the action scenes in Desperado and From Dusk Til Dawn. While I would have loved to have seen this as an anime being faithful to its comic – Robert Rodriguez (and James Cameron) managed to make a fun, energetic, colourful, creative, visually stunning and well-paced teen movie that does deserve a look. When compared to the other films I’ve reviewed – It is roughly as good as Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn, though they are for very different audiences. And it is better than El Mariachi…and much better than Once Upon A Time In Mexico. So fair play Robert, – you are an underrated Comic Book Movie director. Hopefully you will be on board if there is a sequel.

    Acting: ****1/4

    Characters: ****1/4

    Story: ****1/4

    Art: *****

    CGI/Special Effects: *****

    Music: ***3/4

    Cinematography: *****

    Overall Rating: ****1/2

  • Laid Back Camp S2 E11

    March 25th, 2021

    And now we continue the final sprint of Laid Back Camp’s second season with the episode in which they finally settle down to camp. As you can tell, this show has been on for a while, but not on a soap opera level. If you have not seen the previous ten episodes and then this one, I would recommend it first.  Because here there are spoilers! Let us begin.

    We start the episode from the top of the hill that the girls begin to climb in the last episode (Chiaki collapsed on it while racing Nadeshiko and Akari). As a deal for coming last, Chiaki owed drinks. After a brainstorm idea of going to see some professionally crafted treehouses, they decide to go to a Hot Spring (from which there are many of them in Izu, as the whole region was created by volcanic activity). They pick one – Dougashima Hot Spring, which is very close to camp, and so that Rin doesn’t get cold afterwards (by driving too much more on her moped). They eventually enjoy the Spring itself.

    Usually, I reserve a paragraph about Rin alone, and here it is. As you know, she left home at three in the morning two episodes ago (to travel with her Grandpa for a short time). While Nadeshiko was the victim of sleeping through everything last time – Rin descends towards that same road. Since she chose to ride her moped rather than accept a lift in Toba’s minivan, she ends up being, by far, the most exhausted member of the group. She spends the rest of this episode in and out of napping. Enjoying the dinner while also teaching Akari how to build a campfire in the same way we saw her building one in Season One Episode One. This time, we don’t experience any deja vu of Shima Shima Shima Rin and the screaming pinecones.

    The girls all arrive at the campsite by replacement driver after Toba-Sensei accidentally decided to have a beer before driving there. Thankfully she didn’t bother taking the risk and saving money. At the camp itself, Rin takes a step back while the others choose to shine. Nadeshiko shines in particular, with her approach to creating Alfonsino Acqua Pazza Pasta with what was leftover from a pot of Chunky Ajillo that woke Rin up before putting her to sleep again (Tiredness and Umami are Wonderful together). 

    Rin eventually goes to her tent for the night while the others stay up to watch ‘A Zombie Life’, which continues our dark amusement of Nadeshiko’s distaste for anything horror related. Afterwards, everybody is in bed (more or less), but we get a lovely scene between Nadeshiko and Ena at a park bench nearby (as neither could sleep). Nadeshiko talks about how the sea has always been in her life while growing up. Ena thinks about how much camping has influenced her life and gives her the incentive to eventually get her driver’s license when she turns eighteen. She acknowledges that there are only so many places she can take Chikuwa by bus and train. So why not get a car and then take him anywhere. They both admit that Nadeshiko really is the one who brought the group together.

    The following day, it is four in the morning. Rin is now the one awake while everyone else is asleep. She decides to go exploring on her own and see the sunrise. The other girls get up soon after. But admit they’re too tired and go back to their tents. Rin then goes to the hot-spring on her own. Allowing her to experience two things she loves about camping within about thirty hours – time with friends and time alone.

    We then get our first episode of Inu Inu Inuo-san, in which Aoi and Akari try to make a Mount-Fuji-shaped tokoroten…it failed. 

    Overall the episode was good. We received some of the usual scenes, such as travelling, eating, hot springing and learning something new. Nadeshiko has improved as a chef. Camping has effected everybody involved, and we see how even Rin can miss out on some of the fun with the group. Now we wait and see what Chiaki, Rin, Ena and even Akari cook up in the next episode for what will be Aoi and Nadeshiko’s joint birthday surprise.

  • From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    March 22nd, 2021

    So we are nearing an end to Robert Rodriguez Month, with one more after this, and I plan on it being a comic book movie. Feel free to guess which one. Until then, let us stay within the simmering melting pot of Mid-Nineties Cool. This is From Dusk Till Dawn.

    Set in the Modern Day (1996) on both sides of the USA/Mexico border, our story revolves around two different sets of characters: The Fuller Family and the Gecko Brothers. The Fuller family consists of widower and troubled pastor Jacob (Harvey Keitel), his daughter Kate (Juliette Lewis), and his son Scott (Ernest Liu). The Gecko Brothers are Seth (George Clooney) and his younger brother Richie (Quentin Tarantino). The Gecko Brothers are on the run after they robbed a bank, took a hostage, then killed a clerk and a Texas Ranger in a shootout at an off-license (in a very well shot and funny opening sequence). After Richie murders the hostage from the bank in their motel room, they decide to kidnap the Fuller Family, who were going to Mexico in their RV for a holiday but decided to stop at the Motel first. The Geckos make a deal with the Fullers; get us into Mexico and we won’t kill you. While in Mexico, they stop at a strip club in the desert called the Titty Twister, where the Geckos will be picked up at dawn by a guy named Carlos, who will take them to a fugitive’s sanctuary called El Rey. However, the Titty Twister is more than just your average strip club, as the workers are a little more… bloodthirsty than you would expect. Then when Santanico Pandemonium (Salma Hayek) shows up to dance, all hell breaks loose.

    Now to see what was from Dusk or Dawn:

    The acting is Strong. Especially when you consider some of the casting choices (made possible with the now nineteen million dollar budget, compared to the seven million dollars for Desperado). In particular, George Clooney, Harvey Keitel and Juliette Lewis. Clooney was playing Dr Doug Ross in ER while this film was being made. Keitel’s reputation for playing some of the grittiest roles in cinema makes it a real shock to see him playing a spiritually oppressed but soft-spoken and well-meaning Pastor struggling with his relationship with God. Then there’s Juliette Lewis, who taps more into the good-girl roles that she has done before in this performance but gained traction with her Bonnie-Parker-eque performance as Mallory Knox in Natural Born Killers from two years before. We’re also treated to some other appearances and performances. Obviously, it isn’t a Rodriguez film without Danny Trejo (who plays the Bartender of the Titty Twister). Blaxploitation actor Fred Williamson as Frost could have his own movie, to be fair, and the legendary Prosthetic Make-up artist Tom Savini has a role as Sex Machine (who may or may not be a Vampire Hunter). Go-to actor Cheech Marin is here as well. Playing three different characters at different points in the film in more than a spaghetti western fashion. We’ll also mention Salma Hayek making her character work by overcoming her fear of snakes and putting on the most memorable scene in the film (regardless of where we stand when it comes to scenes like these).

    Originally this was written by Make-Up Artist Robert Kurtzman and then transformed by Quentin Tarantino into a screenplay – the characters and story give us a balance between character-driven scenes and a plot-driven storyline. Seth is very much the brains of the Geckos’ operations and is a professional criminal. In particular, when it comes to bank robbing. However, the man has a code and attempts to avoid murder when possible. Relying on his charisma and aggressive social skills to get what he wants. His brother Richie has a lot of things wrong with him. As a murderer, sex offender, and possibly schizophrenic – there wouldn’t be a story without him. He is the one who messes everything up and driven by his urges (Ironic as well, considering Quentin Tarantino managed to incorporate one of his real life fetishes into the film). Keitel, as Jacob Fuller, is basically the nicest man here, and in my opinion, the one we relate most within this scenario. He provides a moral sanctuary while everything else is happening, and I like how he handles the entire situation.

    The art, cinematography, CGI and special effects follow the quality and style of Desperado with some extra bite (no pun intended). They created monster movie effects that could be suggested as inspired by 1987’s The Lost Boys and could have aspired others when Buffy The Vampire Slayer comes along about a year later. The ‘extra bite’ I mentioned is the use of CGI. Which would have made the vampire transformations really freaky in the nineties. And while it could be seen as tame today, this was groundbreaking in its time. Tom Savini’s practical effects really shine through in this film, especially when it came to the Vampire make-up and their death scenes. His experience of working with George A. Romero is very evident. The cinematography by the returning Guillermo Navarro might be the film’s best quality, as I loved some of his longer shots were presented.

    The music score is mostly by Graeme Revell, but the soundtrack includes some returns from Desperado. In particular, Tito & Tarantula as the Band who play in the Titty Twister (and they play the song “After Dark”, which is played during Salma Hayek’s dance with the snake. A very associated song at this point). Then you have the other tune most associated with this film; Dark Night by The Blasters. It is a seriously rocking tune, to say the least, and is a welcome way to begin and end the film.

    Would I recommend Dusk Til Dawn? Yes. It is well made and good fun, with a gritty edge. Some could argue that it’s a product of its time due to how politically incorrect it can come across. But we also keep in mind that this generation has experienced Game Of Thrones and the From Dusk Till Dawn TV show. This is the second time Rodriguez and Tarantino have collaborated, and the craziness of both men when it comes to this (the kind of cinema they like best) shines brighter than the sun. It is an acquired taste. But I had fun watching it. And in case you’re wondering, I have not seen the sequels or the TV series. While I have heard that the series is pretty good, you won’t be hearing my opinion on it for at least a while. I would also like to say, after seeing Once Upon A Time In Mexico, I’m more inclined to call this film a much closer sequel or spin-off to Desperado. My mind tells me that El Mariachi and his band fighting Vampires with the Geckos would have been a real Avengers-eque moment.

    Acting: ****1/2

    Characters: ****1/2

    Story: ***3/4

    Art: ****1/2

    CGI/Special Effects: ****1/2

    Music: ****

    Cinematography: ****3/4

    Overall: ****1/4

  • Laid Back Camp S2 E10

    March 18th, 2021

    Welcome to Episode Ten! Which means nine came before it. If you haven’t watched all ten episodes, I will suggest it now. Because these hills have Spoilers. Let us begin.

    The Izu Camping Trip officially begins in this episode after the girls made their preparations last time. On that morning, Nadeshiko, Ena, Aoi, Chiaki, and Aoi’s younger sister Akari all pile into the mini-van Toba-sensei is borrowing from her younger sister Ryouko. They start heading to Izu to visit geo-parks and eat local food before settling down to a camp at the beach. Nadeshiko was so excited about going camping that she couldn’t sleep, and hence, she sleeps throughout the entire car journey. She misses a fair amount of experiences. This includes the casual consumption of Wasabi Ice Cream. However, their trip is lengthened by a traffic jam created by the Kawazu Cherry Blossom Festival. 

    Rin (who left her house at three in the morning in the last episode) is on her way to Izu. And even experiences many of the planned sightseeing moments long before the rest of the party arrives. They were all to Rendez-Vous in Shimoda. To which Rin appears far earlier than them. On top of this, we also get a slight reenactment of the show’s opening.

    When Nadeshiko finally wakes up, she experiences a prank that I think everybody has gone through at least once in their lifetime; Aoi and Akari tell Nadeshiko that camp is finished, and everybody is going home after a fun weekend. Nadeshiko, in her sweet naivety, didn’t stand a chance. They stop to eat what is known as the Shimoda Burger: A fried Alphonino Fish Burger patty covered in Camembert cheese and sweet-and-spicy sauce in a bap with some salad dressing. It looks genuinely Amazing (both in the show and in real life) and could be well worth the 1000 yen price tag for a special treat.

    Afterwards, they go shopping. Which includes Nadeshiko wanting to get some dried Alphonino for the Camp Dinner. Toba-Senpai considers getting some too, after seeing a man enjoying it with Sake. This plays into her temptation, as this is her twenty-fifth day in her fast from alcohol. It is here where we learn about Operation Shrimp. This is a cunning plan cooked up by Chiaki to make a special birthday surprise for Aoi and Nadeshiko (who are cooking on the first night while the rest of the girls cook on the second night). As it turns out, eating Alphonsino with Spiny Lobsters brings good fortune, and since both sea creatures are technically fine dining, they are expensive. So the plan was to get Toba-Sensei to give up drinking, and with her evident increase in disposable income, can buy the spiny lobster. To the girls’ surprise, Toba-Senpai buys the spiny lobster anyway and then informs Chiaki and Rin that Ena suggested getting the Spiny Lobster as a surprise. 

    Afterwards, we experience our first real problem (other than Nadeshiko sleeping the whole way there) – the camping location suggested by Toba-Senpai had to be changed. After suggesting that the site would be available between November and May, she finds out that the site’s new landowner had banned all camping in general. So they tour around anyway. Even seeing Tawaraiso Beach, which I could best describe as a Japanese answer to the Giant’s Causeway. And like many other right-brained children who have seen the Causeway – the girls envision the formation like it was a handful of uneven pencils.

    So while taking in the view, they try to look for another campsite on their phones, knowing that if they left it alone – the girls could end up with an experience like Lake Yamanaka again (where the administrator went home early and they end up sleeping in Toba’s car). With a phonecall to the Lida Liquor Shop, they find out that Nishiizu City has a beach suitable for camping. And so the stage is set for the next episode. But before that, they see more sites and plan a detour. 

    I will be honest the twenty-three minutes that made up this episode flew by very quickly. I didn’t notice it go. If there’s one thing this has shown me, it’s how much some parts of Japan remind me of the North Coast of Northern Ireland. It was a pleasant surprise and one that makes me want to explore more when this Pandemic is all over (as of writing this). 

  • Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)

    March 15th, 2021

    So we finish the El Mariachi trilogy with this one, but Robert Rodriguez Month will be continuing for another two Mondays after this. I will go on to say before we get into the review that it contains spoilers for Desperado. If you haven’t seen Desperado, I would more likely than not recommend seeing it first. However, I speak from experience when I say that I saw this trilogy backwards, making this my first. Would I have been better off seeing this first, second or third? Let us find out.

    Set in October/early November (including Day Of The Dead) of modern-day Mexico (sometime between 2001 and 2003. The film was shot in 2001 and released in 2003) – our story revolves primarily around two characters. El Mariachi (played by the returning Antonio Banderas) and a corrupt psychopathic CIA Agent named Sheldon Sands (played by Johnny Depp) who is more charismatic anti-hero than a villain. We start with Sands sitting in a restaurant, as he decides to buy information from a one-eyed man called Belini (played by Cheech Marin, who was the Bartender in Desperado. In true Spaghetti Western fashion; a returning actor plays a different character). Belini tells his version of Steve Buscemi’s tale of El Mariachi to Sands that of the Biggest Mexican you will ever see walking into a bar with a guitar case full of weapons and cleaning the house. However, his telling of the tale is that of the agnostic. He thinks it’s very far fetched but doesn’t deny the man behind the Legend. As every Legend has some truth to it. The information leads to Sands hiring Cucuy (played by a returning Danny Trejo, now possessing his trademark long hair), who goes to the village where El is hiding and flushes him out by shooting an elderly guitar maker. El and Sands meet, where El’s want is gradually defined: El’s goal is to assassinate General Emiliano Marquez. In return, he gets a clean slate – freedom. With this, he prepares. He gets his guitar case, which he kept with his Bandmates. Then he got the Band back together (a band of weapon-wielding mariachis who also work as mariachis. Which includes the singer Enrique Iglesias, who, to my surprise, actually had a cameo appearance as one of the hitmen in Desperado).

    Now to focus on the many details:

    The acting was (mostly) Strong. I had few, if any, complaints about it. Like Desperado, it had a great cast. Including Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp, Salma Hayek, Willem Dafoe, Cheech Marin, Mickey Rourke, Danny Trejo, and a lesser-known Eva Mendez. With a budget of $29 million (compared to $7 million for Desperado), he could afford some excellent people, and what they all did together looked like they had some fun.    

    The characters great (for the most part) and are easily the main reason to watch the film (along with its choice of the cast). Much like in Desperado, El has a band, and here they are a lot more engaged in what is happening rather than being called in for the final battle. We also bare-witness to El becoming a different Hollywood badass. In Desperado, he was ‘Killer Mexican Batman’ and here he is ‘Mexican Rambo’. Depp as Sands is fantastic. You wouldn’t think he did all of his scenes in eight days, but this was the case. When Depp was on screen, even Banderas took a passenger seat.

    The story…oh the story. This isn’t awe, but a groan. Desperado had one story and focused on it. The story of El. Here, four Stories are going on at once. Yes, four! There’s El Mariachi’s story, Agent Sands’ story, Jorge Ramirez’s story, and Barillo’s story. Rather than just one villain, we have at least two. We have a civil war going on as well. And at least three revenge stories are playing out. And guess what? The Script was forty-five pages long! The average Script is eighty to a hundred – yet it is messier than one of the film’s own shootouts. Now don’t get me wrong, this film is fun in its building blocks. The scenes are (mostly) entertaining. It has great comedy, and every scene with Johnny Depp as Sands literally steals the show. A daft pile of craziness that can be somehow redeemed by the reputation that Rodriguez had earned at this point. In other words, “Oh, it’s his thing. Don’t worry. He knows what he likes”.

    The art, cinematography and special effects are a mixed bag for this one. With triple the budget came some Freedoms, and among the Freedoms provided is CGI, which Desperado didn’t have (or at least, didn’t have abundantly). However, even on the DVD from 2005, the CGI leaves a lot to be desired. The cinematography is still strong. In fact, the wide-angle drone/helicopter shots were excellent. But some action scenes were clipped in such a way that they didn’t flow. I’m talking about literal frames spliced together that look very rough. The practical effects are much better than the CGI, without a doubt. I appreciate that they used CGI gunfire on top of rubber bullet shots. As a means of protecting the church that they were shooting in for one scene.

    The music was (Primarily) composed by director Robert Rodriguez, and in my opinion, this is a step down from Desperado. But it still possessed a lot of personality. No Tito & Tarantula, no Los Lobos and no Dire Straits. But it suited both the film and the period regardless.

    Would I recommend Once Upon A Time In Mexico?…No, not really. Don’t get me wrong, it has some of the good qualities but…that story. That plot was dire. Or, more specifically, this should have been formatted differently. In an age where TV shows have become as Important and as well produced as cinema, this would have been a great show. Perhaps, for one season with thirteen episodes at forty-two minutes each, rather than a one hundred minute film that was the equivalent of too many cooks spoiling the broth. The whole thing comes across as…bloated. To say the least, you could actually skip this film altogether and just end El’s story with Desperado. Perhaps, even splice some of the flashback scenes from this film into Desperado’s ending to make it a fuller epilogue. El was happy at the end of Desperado. We can leave him that way. 

    Acting: ****1/2

    Characters: ****1/2

    Story: *1/2 (But up to ****1/4 for some individual scenes)

    Art: ***1/2

    CGI/Special Effects: ***1/4

    Music: ****

    Cinematography: ****

    Overall: ***1/4

  • Laid Back Camp S2 E9

    March 11th, 2021

    I will once again start this review by saying that there are spoilers ahead, so if you haven’t watched this episode and the eight that came before it, it would be my recommendation that you do. So let us begin.

    Episode nine begins with Aoi and Nadeshiko recalling what had happened during the last episode or two. In particular, Nadeshiko’s solo camp. It is here that we realise Nadeshiko broke, not just one, but two of Rin’s rules: We knew she was out of range in terms of WiFi, but she also managed to have nothing to do after dinner and got bored. Because Cooking her dinner was her choice of past-time (or Cooking Research as she packaged it). Nadeshiko says it gave her the desire for another group camp – which sets up, what will be, the rest of the season. Chiaki makes it official: The first group camp since Christmas is happening!

    The next few episodes will see the girls prepare for Camping in Izu. The Isda Family (The Sake Shop Owners who gave Chiaki, Aoi, Ena and Toba-Senpai dinner and shelter from the cold at Lake Yamanaka in Episode six) have their business there. Once the girls finish their mid-term exams in February, they have something in March to have as a reward (A luxury holiday where they need to save up for a few weeks). Also, this is the episode when we know Aoi and Nadeshiko share the same birthday (March fourth) as Ōshio Heihachirō, which led to humourous dismay of the comparison to him. Because if you read up about Heihachirō, he is not an inspirational figure (All of those homes and that rice. Destroyed. Oh, the humanity of it all!). Aoi’s younger sister Akarai wants to come too – not because she likes camping. But because she wants to see Capybaras bathing in the hot spring

    Meanwhile, Rin accepts the invitation to go with them while passing it off as “I’ll see…” which translates as Yes. We find out that there is a mysterious gossiper letting everyone know how wonderful Rin is as a friend, to her embarrassment.

    So begins the preparations with a Montage to one of the musical themes played more often during Season One (the one that sounds slightly Irish). The girls work at their jobs and study together, to the point that even Chiaki, who usually scapes through her exams, did very well. Afterwards, Chiaki, Ena and Rin all decide to pitch in on a Birthday present for Aoi and Nadeshiko. We don’t know what the gift or gifts are, but we know they’ll be from Caribou. So my guess is a chair with a hanging gaslight. But we’ll see. Nadeshiko tries to decide what to make for dinner at the camp – her Dad suggests Dried fish, as there is a dried fish shop either in the town or on the way. We will see if Nadeshiko combines what she learned during solo camp with this suggestion. I’m betting on it being baked fish.

    We will also add that Toba-Senpai has also been making her preparations. By borrowing her sister Ryouko’s van (the sister we met in Season One) and fasting from Booze. Knowing she would be driving with students, it is better to enjoy the ‘Chug’ when it is safe.

    We’re also back with Rin, who seeks to improve upon her Moped experience after getting very cold during New Years. What is lovely about the next ten or so minutes is how much we see Rin’s family showing their support for her lifestyle. Her Dad takes her moped for maintenance (and we learn that he has a history with mopeds). A delivery arrives for Rin: a Phone Holder to make it easier to navigate (while before, she would stop and look at the map) and a Baggage carrier to hold more luggage (driving with those logs on the moped in Season One comes to mind). After installation, Rin’s Grandpa arrives with the windshield. But upon further inspection, he realises that the phone would continue charging, even after the bike is off. This meaning the bike battery drains while it is on standby. He leaves to get the part, to the disappointment of Rin’s Mum, who had just made dinner. In Rin’s Mum’s own words, He tries to act cool but is desperate to do things for his Granddaughter. Grandpa gets home with the relay, he fixes the charger, and they sit down to dinner. We find out that Rin’s Mum was also into Mopeds, and all three of them had been to Izu before. After an early night to bed and waking up at three in the morning, Rin gets ready to go – only to find out that her Grandfather is leaving at the same time. Not because he has to, necessarily. But because he wants to ride his moped with his Granddaughter. Which is something he didn’t think he would do – a very endearing moment in the show. They stop at Japan’s version of 7/11, called 8/12, to refresh before going their separate ways.

    Oh, and we find out that Nadeshiko’s Mum was telling people how wonderful Rin is after Sakura tells her about what happened at the solo camp, and she tells Ena, who secretly works in the Bays store to raise the money for the Izu Camp. Mystery solved.

    Anyway – this was a fascinating episode for several reasons. There were no “foodie” moments today, which made my image choice a bit narrow this week. We saw more of Rin’s family than before, and I loved Rin’s time with her family. It lets us know why her introverted personality isn’t one of shyness or pain, but one that simply ‘is’, and knows the importance of having people in their lives.

  • Desperado (1995)

    March 8th, 2021

    We continue El Mariachi March/Robert Rodriguez Month with the continuation of the El Mariachi trilogy. Leading me to say – if you haven’t seen El Mariachi and want to see it first, I recommend going to watch it now. This review will contain spoilers.  However, if you don’t care about El Mariachi, that’s okay as well because this film can stand on its own. So now that I have that out of the way: Here’s Desperado.

    Set in the Modern Day (1995) in Mexico – our story starts with among the best opening ten minutes of cinema in history. Before truly beginning with our main character, El Mariachi (once played by co-producer Carlos Gallardo and now played by Antonio Banderas. Carlos plays a different Mariachi here. But not the Mariachi from the prequel). What are these ten minutes I mentioned? Steve Buscemi, more or less playing himself, walking into a bar run by Cheech Marin (from Cheech and Chong), and while drinking lukewarm beer, tells them the legend of the giant Mexican looking for the drug lord known as Bucho. The large Mexican walks into the bar, and you can’t see his face. In his hand is a familiar sight – a guitar case full of weapons. Within these few minutes, he makes these cynical, hardened Mexicans fear for everything they have while maintaining as much composure as possible. We receive everything we need to know about ‘El’ through this Mexican-Batman-Legend that has the underworld scared. We see El’s goal. To go after Bucho, who was Moco’s superior, and therefore the puppet-master behind the death of the woman he loved. Along the way, we enter what I could describe as a Gritty Mexican Alice In Wonderland, as the musician runs into some interesting circumstances.

    Now to look at the guitar case to see what got the job done.

    Compared to El Mariachi, this feels like a different film. For one thing, it received a $7 million budget, which is a little under one thousand times what El Mariachi cost, at $7,225. With this, we could say that Rodriguez was able to not only get the right kinds of faces for roles, but he also got some exceptional casting choices out of it. Even though he was only able to have them for a week each, Steve Buscemi and Cheech Marin were able to play very memorable and funny roles in this film as El’s ‘only friend’ and the Bartender. Antonio Banderas was already an experienced actor in Spain. His role as Armand in 1994’s Interview With The Vampire made him noticed. But this was, I think, his first starring role in America. Then, of course, Salma Hayek, who only had two Mexican film roles and a Made-For-TV film role up this point, became a star through this film (whether through her acting or her looks – I would say both). Then, of course, the legends that are Danny Trejo and Quentin Tarantino make for memorable scenes, which they both steal. Nobody has a more dangerous face than Trejo, and nobody does Tarantino-dialogue like Quentin Tarantino. Buscemi and Tarantino instantly made this film what I will call “Mid-’90s Cool”, and I might use that term more often from here on. The acting was well done and very stylised. It has the grit of a western with the fun of a comedy. Like, Die Hard with The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. I might also add how many El Mariachi alumni have reappeared here. Consuelo Gomez as Domino, Peter Marquardt as Moco, and Jaime de Hoyos as Bigotón all reprise their roles for a dream scene. Believe it or not, in a Spaghetti Western fashion, Reinol Martinez (Azul) appears in a “blink and miss it” moment where he tells the boy with the guitar to scram. He’s playing a different role, and hopefully, he became a Doctor as he intended three years before.

    The characters are all a combination of grit and charisma, and if they didn’t have anything interesting to say, they had a great face to tell you a bit about them. The villains are also much better. As significant as Moco was in El Mariachi, he doesn’t hold our interest on screen the way Bucho does. Bucho is brutal yet charming and funny. Like Top Dollar in the 1994 film The Crow…only with short hair and a white suit. We hear about Moco having a hold on the public, but he never leaves his home. Bucho on the other hand does. We see him blessing the public, and therefore he sustains them, while also being a Drug Lord…kind of like Pablo Escobar on a small scale. As part of the budget, the film has a lot more extras and fewer passers-by.

    The story is a combination of fast-paced action, slowed down character moments, and manages to make small, seemingly pointless moments important. In this case, it’s the interactions between El Mariachi and the boy with the guitar. I love the urban legend route they took with the character, to the point that changing the actor almost made sense. El Mariachi is simply a tall Mexican with black clothes and a guitar case full of weapons. To some, Azul was El Mariachi, and to others it was Carlos Gallardo, and to other Antonio Banderas. Clint Eastwood changed names in the Dollars Trilogy, and El Mariachi changed faces. In a way, it’s quite brilliant. The action scenes were a lot more over the top and fun, and with the bigger budget, they managed to get a lot of cool moments in there. The plot is simple, but the dressing is a little messy – messy, but fun.

    The Art style, Cinematography and Editing is a step up from El Mariachi. Focusing on what I could compare to Comic Book Violence. I’ve mentioned the fantastic action scenes. Today they live up to their flashy aesthetic and the editing decisions made for some memorable music-video style moments.

    Music plays a much more significant role in this film, not only in its tone but its overall flavour. Los Lobos (famous for their cover of Richie Valen’s song La Bamba) produced much of the music, along with Tito & Tarantula (the singer, Tiro Larriva, also has a role as one of the dealers/occupants of Cheech’s bar). We’re given songs by The Latin Playboys, Link Wray, Dire Straits, Carlos Santana, Roger & The Gypsies, and Salma Hayek. I’ve had the CD of this film from over ten years ago. And while I acknowledge now that some of it is better off in the film than in my car stereo, that doesn’t take away from the importance it had on the film’s overall experience.

    Would I recommend Desperado? Yes, I would. It is a step-up in quality and is a fine example of how a sequel can be better than the first film, which is rare. Robert Rodriguez had some more freedom with the much higher budget, and it’s clear that he had become more refined in his vision since last time. What is also great, as I mentioned, is that it also works as a standalone film. It has a beginning, middle and end, and addresses everything needed about El Mariachi. It leaves some room for next week’s film to be made, but we’re left with the choice to stop here.

    Acting: ****1/2

    Characters: *****

    Story: ****

    Art: ****1/4

    Special Effects/CGI: ****1/2

    Cinematography: ****3/4

    Music: ****3/4

    Overall: ****1/2

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